the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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