whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Randomize