id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
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So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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