How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
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Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize