oh god the rape fog is back!
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
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FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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