community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
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turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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