doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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