it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
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Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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