After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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