Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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