So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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