out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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