it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
we should paint friendship bongs
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