Your dad touched me again.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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