i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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How external is "for external use only"?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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