shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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