He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
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Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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