Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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