there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
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Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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