Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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You're like the curious george of whores
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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