I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
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He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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