I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
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If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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