what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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