It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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