Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
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when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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I have post one night stand depression
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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