so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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