Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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