YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
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This house was built for laser tag.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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