i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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