And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize