I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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