you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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