Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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