I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
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I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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