you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
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please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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