dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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