My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
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Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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