Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
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Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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