Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
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Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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