I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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