Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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