She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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