my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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