it hurts more in the daytime
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
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I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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