Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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