Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
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i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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