Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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