if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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it was like a zeppelin in a condom
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
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Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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