Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
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He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
My vagina just clenched in fear
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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