you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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