Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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